Best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship, walking through two decades of insanity!Each episode they'll take a break from reality and dive into the absurdity. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice to pyramid schemers, cringeworthy PUA's to Paw Paw Poppers, bad psychics to bad romances, sinister ministers to mountain monsters, dating fails to dating ghosts and everything in-between! 
TCB...Its Not For Everyone!
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Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Some new reviews </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> We were compromised? </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> An Italian boob massage </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Happy feet </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Leave your jeans ON </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Sketchy massage parlors </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Puriteens </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> No one is a 10.7 (except producer Christina) </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> I love lamp </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> I'm in love with my car </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> A red ford taurus </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Objectophilia </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Beep beep </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Poor roommate Kim </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Gooood, goood </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> This can’t affect my customer service technician job! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Gotta get sparkly for dad </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Call 626-ASK-TCB3 and leave us a message </li> </ul>   LINKS: <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1">Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail</li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> <a href= "https://bit.ly/3lph0Rb">Watch TCB on YouTube</a> </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Creator: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Written By: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Content Production & Research: Tina Khano </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Executive Director: Astrid B. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Associate Producer: Gustavo </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** </li> </ul>

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I Love Car

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Welcome Back, Kotter </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> John Travolta </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Don’t say the S word! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Bryan blames Radiohead </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> He’s with Moon Taxi! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Frankie B is back </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Frankie’s intro… </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> So many rings so little time </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> No staring at yourself! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Quit showing everyone your junk  in the locker room </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Earthworm peens </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Long dong silver </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> No dancing! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Hump your workout? </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Nothing is more creepier </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Fit check! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Pubes </li> </ul> LINKS: <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> <a href= "https://bit.ly/3lph0Rb">Watch TCB on YouTube</a> </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Creator: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Written By: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Content Production & Research: Tina Khano </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Executive Director: Astrid B. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Associate Producer: Gustavo </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** </li> </ul>

Total Creepout!

Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Late night tv drama </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Miserable highly paid people </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Mo’ money mo’ problems </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Car play </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> The lion and the lamb </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> We start what we finish </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Fred Willard & Obsessed </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Obsessed with peter pan </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> They’re looking up his tights </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> A banana with the skin on? Or a twinkie? </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Do some leaping! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Losing your job and your spouse over pretending to be Peter Pan…it’s gone too far </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> A man obsessed with pac man </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Protected by pac man </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> $10,000 in quarters </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> And he hasn’t even mastered it </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Where are they now? </li> </ul> LINKS: <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> <a href= "https://bit.ly/3lph0Rb">Watch TCB on YouTube</a> </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Creator: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Written By: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Content Production & Research: Tina Khano </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Executive Director: Astrid B. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Associate Producer: Gustavo </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** </li> </ul>

It’s Car Play Torture!

Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Hillbilly Horror Stories! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Fakey B the pervert </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Bryans former speech impediment </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Ask TCB! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1">In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy!</li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> My best friend is my new mom </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Holly we feel for you! </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> "It's better to crash and burn than sparkle and fade" -Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Florida fireworks </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Feral cat girlfriend </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> We’re starting a whatsapp group! </li> </ul> LINKS: <ul> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> <a href= "https://bit.ly/3lph0Rb">Watch TCB on YouTube</a> </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Creator: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Written By: Bryan Green </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Content Production & Research: Tina Khano </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Executive Director: Astrid B. </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Associate Producer: Gustavo </li> <li dir="ltr" aria-level="1"> Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** </li> </ul>

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